Monday, February 14, 2011

HAPPY LOVER'S DAY,

yayeness,

OMG, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, MY LAST POST IS ON CNY(gawk NOW), WHICH IS LIKE AGES AGO. I SHANT LET MY BLOG SIT THERE AND ROT ANYMORE, THAT'S TOO DRACONIAN.

LET IT SIT ANYMORE AND I'LL START TO FEEL OLD, ohgodpleaseno.
see, even ghandee complain already! HAHAHAAHA

sorry uh, lemme clarify the reason before i start hearing more complains:
everytime when i post halfway, i'll relook at what i wrote, and SOMETIMES i'll be like" omg, why so lame one. delete delete." or " sian ah, i crap until really crap". or "this is a crabby post" or" too long to be true" or "too short to be called a post".

ESPECIALLY
AFTER I FREAKING SPENT AN HOUR, NO JOKE. THIS IS CALLED POSTING WHEN GOT NO INSPIRATION.
(how extremely magnanimous of me, discard all the crap without a third thought, only leave the "chicken essence" for you all to read--> now's the time for you to be touched and fake sob abit, drama a bit luh! )

so you ask me:"so irregular posting ah? can you tell me when you post again so i can read?"

here comes the formula that has evolved since centuries and HAS BEEN/STILL IS/ AND WILL BE the most important theory of all times:
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even more impt that boy's boyle'slaw!
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BY THE KISS(Keep It Sweet, Simple) concept--(i brought this up cos valentine's day, its called LINK to the subject)  there really is such concept, i didnt crap this myself,
ANYWAY
the
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"SEE MY MOOD"

muahahaha. can imagine you people's faces going from
"raised eyebrow, popup eye, jaw drop, saliva drip, heartrate increase, adrenaline pumps"
to
"aiyo, chey, no adrenaline, slouched back(again), rollypolly eye".

dont you "THAT PHRASE AGAIN" me,
cos its a simple concept ma! simplicity is most complex of things (chim right). *waves*
FROM HERE YOU LEARN THE POWER OF CHIC'S SUSPENSE. BOOMBOOM, BOOMBOOM.
DUNNO IF YOU FELT IT BUT I ASSUME YOU DID.



okayokay must come to main point after so long INTRO O.0
HAPPPPPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO ALL YOU PEOPLE!

ITS THE SEASON OF LOOOOOOOOVE YO, SO DONT GET TOO STRESSED UP BY YOUR HOMEWORK AND STUFFS! MUST ENJOY TODAY!
DUH, please dont be a walking study machine/robot today luh, whole day only topic is homework exam test, homework, exam test. SO BORING RIGHT!? get a life, seriously.

AIYA, KIDS NOWADAYS.
okay, i can imagine aunty weely ironically calling ME aunty CHIC and commenting on my tone. hahahahahaha
please la, look at me, YOUTHFUL RIGHT? xDDD
*blinks*

ANYWAEEEE, I WANNA THANK ALL THOSE WHO GIMME ROSES, PRESENT AND SWEETS TODAY! :) YOU PEOPLE ARE REALLY SWEET! THANK YOUUUUU:DD


ROFL, dunno why but i saw a lot of people bringing extra plastic bag to school today to keep their sweets, aiyoyo. it kinds of give me the feeling that they are expecting a tendozen valentine, so cute luh!

seriously, valentine's in our school is like the non-spooky version of Halloween,
people come up to you with roses and go:
"treat or treat?" *and a friendly hug*

wa, positive attitude.

not like Halloween:
person A:"trick or treat?"
person B: "treat!"
person A: heck la, Halloween leh! in my definition treat means trick and trick means trick! *tricks and flips over person B's lantern*
rename it as trick day la!
and valentine's day as treat day! LOL.

see--? hahaha of course that's exaggerated, i where got so horrible right!(omfg feeling so narcissistic saying these, whatever la)
but WE KNOW VERY WELL that HERE IN RV, halloween also give sweet, valentine also give sweet, farewell also give sweet, prizes also receive sweet, christmas also give sweet, EOY also give sweet, sweet, sweet sweet,
YALAYALA, SO SWEET RIGHT?
hahahah proves one thing:  rv ppl got good hygiene and healthy lifestyle(good job health reps). whole day eat sweets teeth still perfectly white, and so freaking thin, zzz.

HAHAHA sooooooo, i shant crap anymore ABOUT THIS, and let you live the remaining few hour of val day in awesome peace.

hahas, and i shall stop here, cos its getting late!
GOOOD NIGHT IN ADVANCE!

hugs and kisses,
chic

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